No Context Theater 60

[magaru]

Some of you might know Kamukura as the guy who was really into boats back in the day. Rumor has it he likes memes now. He's been trying to get into anime lately but sometimes he stumbles upon something that's hard to comprehend even with his numerous talents.





The image comes from Recovery of a MMO Junkie

Come up with a possible explanation for the situation in the screencap! It can be anything and as silly or serious as you wish. Don't worry if you're unfamiliar with the series, the purpose of the game is not to guess what actually happened there! Same if you are familiar with the context - pretend that you aren't and make up something on your own!

Source of screencaps will more often than not be Anime Screenshots Without Context

For answering, you'll get 5 new release cards. Every answer is correct and feel free to comment on other people's answers! This round is open till Sunday, February 4th CLOSED NOW

Comments

[9tales]

Apparently this chair is investing in catcoins.

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[beezebeora]

The chair demanded a sacrafice.

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[needles]

You can't tell, but that cat's made of solid gold. Quite an offering to the chair god!

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[wanderlast]

That chair seems empty, but it's really not. An invisible cat god is sitting there, and he demands sacrifices in the form of cat statues, lest everyone be turned into cat food.

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[instrumentality]

Anyone who loves cats knows they're worth that much.

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[neverbepractical]

its an incredibly rare neko atsume figure, only ten were released world wide!!

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[nidoking]

She wants to bribe the chairman to give her a promotion

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