No Context Theater 33

[magaru]

Some of you might know Kamukura as the guy who was really into boats back in the day. Rumor has it he likes memes now. He's been trying to get into anime lately but sometimes he stumbles upon something that's hard to comprehend even with his numerous talents.





The image comes from Angel Beats


Come up with a possible explanation for the situation in the screencap! It can be anything and as silly or serious as you wish. Don't worry if you're unfamiliar with the series, the purpose of the game is not to guess what actually happened there! Same if you are familiar with the context - pretend that you aren't and make up something on your own!

Source of screencaps will more often than not be Anime Screenshots Without Context

For answering, you'll get 5 new release cards. Every answer is correct and feel free to comment on other people's answers! This round is open till Sunday, July 2nd! CLOSED NOW!

Comments

[netbug009]

Crime shows are getting more creative with murder methods lately.

[nidoking]

[kureto]

fishing is a dark and corrupted sport 8(

[nidoking]

[kelliedee]

When Kogoro Mouri tries to solve your case...

[nidoking]

[lahariel]

"The fishing rod was rigged with a flare so that the Girl's Camp knew we were coming. Poor sod didn't stand a chance against their wrath. We shall have to up our spy efforts. For the great glory of panties!!"

[nidoking]

[instrumentality]

That person in the background is not a very good bobber.

[nidoking]

[moikyuu]

And at that moment, they realized they didn't fish up a magikarp, but a boy who is very bad at jumping.

[nidoking]

[needles]

The fishing rod was rigged in the fish's direction -- and black-hair was lost trying to save his friend.

[nidoking]

[junee]

Yeah, that's the reason why I never got very far in the original NieR too.

[nidoking]

[9tales]

The fishing rod has been spiced with some kind of special pheromone that attracts humans. The person in the background is actually jumping back into the river after attacking the one laying face down, who was the fisher. After deciding to take a swim, the attacker caught scent of the rigged rod and was so attracted to it they had to have it for themselves.

[nidoking]

[laciewings]

Little did they know, PETA decided it was more humane to fish for people, so they swapped all the fish with students!

[nidoking]

[chuuya]

Dazai Osamu is at it again with his suicide stunts in the BG, it seems.

[nidoking]

[whimsyfairy]

It was just that kind of day you were actually hoping to get a magikarp on the end of your line.

[nidoking]

[caitstarlight]

Super competitive fishing contestants murder other competitors and then blame their loss on rigged equipment u___u ah, the toils of youth

[nidoking]

[beezebeora]

Apparently these human baits were fake, and the fish were not biting. They had been tricked with faux-human bait!

[nidoking]

[admiral]

the fish uprising has begun and these two are the first victims of this deadly battle...

[nidoking]

[nidoking]

Those fishing minigames are getting more and more hardcore

[nidoking]