No Context Theater 371

[magaru]

Some of you might know Kamukura as the guy who was really into boats back in the day. Rumor has it he likes memes now. He's been trying to get into anime lately but sometimes he stumbles upon something that's hard to comprehend even with his numerous talents.





The image comes from Revolutionary Girl Utena

Come up with a possible explanation for the situation in the screencap! It can be anything and as silly or serious as you wish. Don't worry if you're unfamiliar with the series, the purpose of the game is not to guess what actually happened there! Same if you are familiar with the context - pretend that you aren't and make up something on your own!

Source of screencaps will more often than not be Anime Screenshots Without Context

For answering, you'll get 5 new release cards. Every answer is correct and feel free to comment on other people's answers! This round is open till Sunday, June 2nd CLOSED NOW!

Comments

[misheard]

This is the premise of DEAD APPLE, right?

[byakkun]

is this like that game with the barrel and the swords?

[tophatcats]

fighting over the last piece at the shinigami banquet

[drmcasts]

group apple eating starts in five minutes

[aratakis]

i think i listened to a magnus archives episode about this

[nynasunner]

The apple is a katamari from Katamari Damacy

[aroseofmay]

Julius Caesar's assassination represented in a different way

[brokenstatuette]

trying to threaten a shinigami

[twotwinks]

I don't think that's an effective way to check for poison...

[allyrat]

Behold: a poor man's hedgehog cake

[bugrug]

when the whole family has doctors appointments tomorrow

[admiral]

sharing dessert with your besties but everyone realizes apples suck as dessert

[magaru]

joachim12, madeofcake15, reclusive14, mana12, magiamagenta01

[magaru]

texting15, scaredy-cat15, intetsu18, onorearcade18, classvii06

[magaru]

redgaze05, foretell05, orangebunny17, shiketsu16, orangebunny01

[magaru]

lowbattery04, buttons20, mysweet12, diver10, phonograph18

[magaru]

pakkun10, fairly04, reclusive16, read10, fleursdumal20

[magaru]

littlegui07, intetsu11, fairly02, daughters06, feng13

[magaru]

scienceclub10, diver13, memokeeper05, darkarts02, fleursdumal06

[magaru]

grenadegun13, shibari13, ssmotor07, ironarm12, kurogane11

[magaru]

joachim19, bigg19, onesie11, reviewer10, in-law03

[magaru]

kindly14, pakkun13, redgaze11, ssmotor05, kindly12

[magaru]

texting19, hizume06, betting14, fuller06, decimation04

[magaru]

shibari06, nkpublishing01, read19, intetsu19, yoishigure01