Release 072 - April

[magaru]

♥ News ♥

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i reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this release is so esey. i mean, all you do is hit the spacebar. thats it! how is this an TCG anyway? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this release is crap! its not even an TCG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an TCG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! is it supposed to be stick dudes? i dont even know how this damn release got the daily 3rd prize, or a rating of 4.26!
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
blam this piece of crap!!!!

P.S the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!


♥ Illegal drugs
♥ Nippon Kazauwa
♥ Yggdrasill is a disco god
♥ Da Da Da




== 4 New Special Decks ==
Bible Black: Penises, Haikyuu: Balls, Scrapbook: Seiyuu: Akira Ishida (probably voiced this at some point of his career), Scrapbook: Video game protagonists who are white men with short brown hair and a stubble


== 47 New Character Decks ==

♥Anime industry♥
Anno Hideaki, Ikuhara Kunihiko, Itano Ichiro, Miyazaki Hayao, Shinbo Akiyuki, Shinkai Makoto, Tsurumaki Kazuya


♥Donkey Kong♥
Donkey Kong


♥Five Nights at Fuckboy's♥
B.B., Cranky Kong, Freddy, Golden Freddy, Phantom Tupac, Springtrap


♥Football♥
Nicklas Bendtner


♥History of Japan♥
Japan, Jesus, Mongols, Prince Shotoku, Russia, Samurai, The Emperor, Tokugawa Ieyasu, United States


♥JOHN CENA♥
JOHN CENA


♥Kitchen♥
Cinammon roll


♥Mobile Suit Gundam♥
Char Aznable, Char Aznable, Char Aznable


♥Neko Atsume♥
Tubbs


♥Neon Genesis Evangelion♥
Ramiel


♥One-Punch Man♥
Saitama's bald head


♥Shrek♥
Shrek


♥Tales of Zestiria♥
Milk


♥Tales of Zestiria AU where Sorey and Mikleo are straight♥
ahahahaha lmao seriously?

♥Tumblr♥
The dress, The same dress


♥Tumblr Presidential Elections♥
Deborah, Mop, Rick, Wretched Tooth


♥Undertale♥
Greater Dog, Jerry


♥US Presidential Elections♥
Bernie Sanders, Donald Drumpf, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz


♥Zero Escape♥
Funyarinpa




You may claim 10 character cards and 1 special card from the newly released decks above. They must all be from different decks! Comment with what you take.

Or, if you've read up to this point and would prefer cards from actual existing decks, you can, and this is not a joke this time take one choice character card and one choice special card from any exisiting decks. Comment with what you take for additional five random cards. This is open till the actual April release rolls in! (and don't worry, claiming from the March release is still valid!)

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[magaru]

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[samichan]

Im laughing so fkn hard rn.
DANK AF REELESE. TEH PPLZ HAPPIE. THANK, GOOD.

Grabbing futon16, henshin01 +++++
kamichama07, smart17, collar16, airblast06, angelichowl03!


Here's a randomizer link bc I'm feeling frisky
http://colors-tcg.eu/random.php

[poland]

dear lord

Id like myprince03, yaoi02!

[vethica]

You beautiful memelords, you. ♥

wingblades07 and hoshido05, please!

[tsunderingly]

Should have named the Sanders deck "the bern" tbh. :U

I'll be taking negi20 and moonblast14. :>

[zekroms]

best release ever

I'm going to take recall01 and janbirthday12!

[perfectpeach]

loool THIS IS PERFECTION!

I will take fairy15 and apr birthday20!

and I'm putting the 'dicks' deck card on my card post because it's wonderful

[akrous]

EVERY APRIL FIRST I WANT THESE DECKS SO BAD MY GOSH
dicks and the entire history of japan please

but I'll settle with studybug14, icebeam15!

[arcadianmyrmidon]

oH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Thank you all so much this was some much needed humor klgfdsjdg took me a while to stop laughing

Taking tiny01 and icebeam12!

[ivoryandhorn]

You all deserve mastery of toopure because you're all cinnamon rolls, too good for this world. ❤!!!

Taking bionis17 and eve07 as my choice cards! /o/

[kippi]

BEAUTIFUL...
troubadour02 and misguided07 please!

[eclair]

OMG. The US Presidential Election cards...

Taking salaryman14, thieves07.

[beezebeora]

....I prefer THESE CARDS. better01, than01, you01.

IF those dont work (false advertisement.) then Ill take lancelot15, acewitches06?

[madoka]

i was so excited for a tubbs deck

taking heritt14, house02

[moikyuu]

I highly approve of this memetastic update and holy shit id claim these fake cards but I think i'll take greenvale16 and cubes15

history of japan voice: bye

[eonflamewing]

I WOULD COLLECT ALL THE HISTORYOFJAPAN ONES YELLS I love... I love these


taking bibliophile09, yard12!

[lady_paine]

I want all the dicks

zora02, termina20

[kumajirou]

PERFECT.

Took fullbloom13, lonely03.

[harmonia]

I WANT ALL OF THESE CARDS...

I'll be taking stands05 and heaven08!

[dustybunny]

WOW I'LL TAKE BARK01, LOVELIFE01, JOHNCENA01...

In all seriousness, I'll take ojamajo01 and griefseed09. Thank you, this had me rolling.

[reneetwist]

Beautiful not-update, it brought a smile to my face after a long day.

I would like generation14, kawasumia19, thanks!

[auriatetsukai]

I would legitimately collect a jerry deck just saying

anyway I will take outsider06 and horror11! Thank you!

[milky]

NO I WANT A TED CRUZ DECK NO...............

:/ ill have to settle for trichronika01 and villagers03

[nirilian]

^__^

Taking lotus05 & mechapilots08. Thanks!

[kurieta]

Until the actual release, I will take jiji07 and villagers08.

Still, I wanted the cinammonroll, too pure for this world :(((